If you answered 'yes' to either question', then I'm afraid there's no way we'll get along, sorry!
2) Have you watched more than 2 episodes of Jersey Shore?
If your answers to both questions was 'no', then congratulations, you've passed the first test!
) Anyway, if you're a laid-back intellectual who can appreciate a freshly made quinoa salad and the occasional chai latte, send me a message. My name's Clint, and I'm here to steal your heart (with your permission, of course).
Cheesy lines aside, I thought it would be fun to try out this online dating thing, as many of my friends have recommended it.
Please Note: If you can't go 5 minutes without checking Facebook on your phone, we're probably not a good match.